Will Work For Interview

So I guess that I forgot to mention that I take a 2-3 month hiatus during the summer. Consider it my very own summer vacation, only with less sleep and more kids. I have worked at a summer camp for the past 8 years, which has provided me with some of the best memories that I will ever have but also with some of the most sleep deprived years that I will never get back. Working at a camp is great....working at my camp was awesome.

But, on the down side, I still have to field the question: "When are you going to get a real job?" I'm totally serious when I say that that question NEVER gets old. You see, getting up at 7:45 and working straight through 11:30 at night is definitely not MY definition of a real job. No, sitting at a desk and zoning out for a good 2 hours everyday is way more respectable than what I did. I will gladly point out that my job may have been way more fun than yours. We had a carnival, dances, sports days, water days...all sorts of stuff like that. So yes, I worked at a summer camp this summer and had a great time.



Now it's back to the "grind" as I like to call it. Only problem is, I've fallen out of the "grind." I don't have a job and I have to make the effort to find one. I kindof just wish that there was a way that I could find a job and take it. No interviews, no waiting impatiently for a week to hear back...just give me the job. In the spirit of my wish, I would like to be famous. Paris Hilton did it without having any redeeming qualities...why can't I? I'm way funnier, a lot shorter, and not as much of a whore. I think that is more than enough qualification for the job. So next time you hear from me, I'll be releasing my new single, getting engaged to some Greek guy, and will start a really dumb feud with my best friend.