Sunday, December 03, 2006

Perez Shmerez

Why is this man cool? Sure, he has a ridiculously popular website, but still...he's an assclown. He's pretty scary to look at and he's a huge ass-kisser. In the words of Sandy, "you're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!"



Perezhilton.com was cool at one point because he wasn't afraid to talk about celebrities and how crazy they are. And then he started to get semi-famous and all shreds of credibility he might have once had were gone. All of a sudden, he's hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan instead of making fun of them as he should be doing. What the frak!?!

His big claim to fame now is that he "outs" any gay celebrities. What a kind soul, no? Who would't love this big ball of nice?

My cause for outrage this evening was really the final straw for me. Tonight I saw him on VH1's Big in '06 awards. He was presenting the award for Biggest Outlaw, which went to Paris Hilton, and he introduced her by calling her his friend. Ok, Perez, we get it. You're "famous" now. You can hang out with Paris because you've stopped talking shit about her on your website. If the night went according to my own plans, Paris would have sucker-punched him in the face as she accepted the award from him. I guess a girl can always keep dreaming.

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