I am shocked, awed, and terrified to report this news to all 4 of my loyal readers: Anna Nicole Smith is preggers.
"Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing."
Oh, happy day. If it wasn't enough to bring little Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt into the world, now we will have the spawn of Ms. Smith. It's my guess that she either got impregnated by her creepy lawyer, Howard Stern, or the obsessive/creepy assistant who claims she is a woman, but who I secretly suspect is a dude.
No matter who the "father" is, this is gonna be great. See you in 9 months, Baby Smith!
PS- I'm starting a list of potential baby names for the little one. Here's what I have so far, based upon the insane ramblings of one Ms. Smith: "Hand me the cheese donut" Smith, "Don't I already have a kid? I don't remember" Smith, and (my personal fave) "Hopelessly Fucked" Smith.
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